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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2005|01:53 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |blase`]

la la la la la laaaaaaaaa

in the mall with jesse and no one is around...
hannah left yesterday...bye hannah!
we went to that redemption thing,i was fuckin smashed and puked stimultaneously(sp?) with jesse on the floor.fun fun fun

anyone wanna buy drugs?i need to sell a 50 bag...

my life is boring,,,,


and stuff.
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2005|02:15 pm]
midgeymonkey
[music |happy]

gotta be quick,going to get smokes.

friday night got fucked up and got TRICKED into ingesting LSD.not bad though,once i got home and people stopped trying to eat various body parts of me i was fine.

chucked a bit of a shindig at tristans sat nite,then i was sick last night but im gettin better.

my birthday in two days yay .YOU ALL BETTER GET ME SUMMIN GOOD :p.

and jess gets back friday yayayay.

ciao,weirdos.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2005|10:19 am]
midgeymonkey
i have a fractured eeeeye socket,from fighting those guys the other week haha oh well its only an eyeball,i got another haha.STUPID LITA WOKE ME TODAY grrr.and lita cant spell her own name.and the roof monsters growled at me last night,chicken-cheese,and tomato paste.la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa
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BUH! [Aug. 30th, 2005|01:05 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |Bleh]
[music |(playing in my head)Salvation,Cranberries]

aint been on here in a week on account of my drunkeness/habit of sleeping during the day,my bad.

got FUBAR on the w/e,we snuck jesse into the x-y on fri or sat i cant remember but yeah got smashed and cant really remember half the night but oh well.a night or two before that i scored some really good wizz for me mate,it was like 5 points when we paid for 3 :O fuckin awesomeness.but i think i did too much cause i spewed my hole up at the cab rank and had really bad bad bad shakes not normal shit.

oh well,once again,good fun.

faggot arse mick hid in the salvation army store from me cause he cant put his money where his mouth is.oh and anyone who says he wasnt hiding,why would you spend so long in there,and make yourself late for la luna? phht.

i WAS gonna go to centrelink today but im sick as,so im just gonna make a phone call(GE credit,get my credit extended :D yay new car soon)and fuck off home and die.i have ice cream,suckers :P

ciao,amigos.

UNITY PWNS J00 *flips the bird*
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2005|01:28 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |psychotic,not enopugh sleep.]
[music |placebo]

*wonders where mick is *
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2005|01:13 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |aggravatedKILL]
[music |Manson,Fight Song]

Fuck this,i've thought things over and im starting a war against all i hate.

from RBS,to drunken rednecks in the clubs,to fake faggots who do shit cause its cool.

Thouhgt i was voilent before.bezelbub knows not my wrath.

fuck im pissed off.
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2005|12:49 pm]
midgeymonkey
Ello Retards!

fuckin eventful weekend indeed.went out friday night,to the ex-y(theres no place like home)and got very fucked up as you do.me and godzilla were walking back home when the girls run to catch up,and we ended up waiting at the cab rank with them.then this redneck wanker was calling them fatties,so i think*if he says it again im fuckin him up* so he said it again,i turn around,knee him in the balls,get a few hits in(one of which missed him and hit kimbo,my bad)and then someone held me back.he starts yelling fatties again so i take my jacket and jesse's sid shirt off ,walk over,and drop him to the ground face first,getting in a few while he was down(there's no such thing as a fair fight).he gets up and congratulates on me defending the "fatties".this guy doesnt learn.so i get into him again,get pulled of by some random nigger,and as im getting up,cop a nicely delivered boot to the head.everything went black and one bit of my brain was like"what was that?"and the other bit was like"i dunno but were going down man"thud.didnt get knocked out but the closest ive been to.i find out later that i was taking on 2 black fellas at once(lord knows how)and that two random jackie-chan asain dudes jumped in after i hit the deck and started helping bazza kick arse.the next thing i remember was bryan leaning over me,dripping blood on me i might add,going "dude u ok?".all's well.the girls went home,as we did,feeling pretty proud of sticking up for our mates.

woke up the next day to find the local fairy had posted on here.hungover and wondering how the little fuck had found i had a lj,let alone been stupid enough to post in it.you KNEW very FUCKING CLEARLY that i despised you.i let it go,happy to let things be as they were.but that's alright,because some people in life have to be shown their place.and if its lower on the fucking totem pole them me,i'll remind them.

lauren been blocked from my journal,she wants to play petty games,fine.the only thing worse in life than a teenybopper who has no sense of what things are about,is a yuppie pretending that he/she does.the only way to know about life is to go and experience it first hand.and im sick of preaching this line,YOU FUCKING PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK.

anyway im getting bored with the net,so its back to exchange to kill the day.

oh yeah thanks to all the people who said hi and shit,and thanks to the ones who said dumb shit.you remind me that the world sucks for a reason,and that i've got something to fight against.

see ya guys.
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OOO first shiny entry [Aug. 19th, 2005|04:07 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |aggravatedBut happy cause ima drinkin]

mmm

hmm

today i slept ,waking at 9 ish thinking it was 4 ,being told the time so i slept for another 5 hours :D .
then went to the mall to hock my fone (again).me jesse and bryan were sitting at potato fare and jesse pointed out these faggots from town high,so with a mouthful of half-eaten hot dog i yelled abuse at them.not a fucking word came out of their mouts,i think they were half scared/confused by a midget freak with food in his mouth yelling at them.drinking with the usual suspects tonight,and an old freind who's in town.OH YEAH! and now if any FUCKHEADS are too scared to bitch to my face and hide behind livejournal when they do it,will be awarded half a left nut if they bitch in my journal.good luck,fuckers and fuckettes.
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