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[Sep. 28th, 2005|11:21 am]
midgeymonkey
PROFILE::

[Name]michael david smith
[ Nicknames ] midgey,midget,gnome....
[ Screen name ] midgeymonkey
[ Birthday ] 7/9/86
[ Age ] 19 yay
[ Weight ] 85...im fat
[ Astrological sign? ] virgo
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] tiger
[ Location ] west end
[ Marital Status ]single
[ Eye color ] blue

[ Height ] 165cm
[ Shoe size ] 10
[ Parents still together? ] nah
[ Siblings? ] ballbags
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] dunno
[ Kids of your own? ] haha!no....unless you beleive charmaine...lying bitch
[ Grandkids? ] ...
[ Pets? ] no
[ Education? ] me fail english?thats unpossible!
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] hobo
[ Have any credit cards? ] yeah,but the ATM ate it so no
[ What do you drive? ]'88 magna exe.... when i feel like stealing more license plates..

Favourite:
[ Color ] blue
[ Number ] 3
[ Animal ] liga
[ Vehicle ] skatie
[ Flower ] dead tulip
[ Scent ] ....hehehe.....those who know me will laugh...
[ Shape ] rhombus!
[ Drinks ] cougar
[ Soda ] lift
[ Band ] manson,NIN,korean hip hop,velvet revolver,placebo...blah blah blah
[ Song ] the perfect drug NIN
[ Food ] lasagne

Do you...
[ Color your hair? ] yes.
[ Twirl your hair?] when its long
[ Have tattoos? ] yeah,got a new one last week
[ Piercing?] have had,not anymore
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] what ?
[ Drink/Smoke? ] yes.
[ Like roller coasters? ] yes.
[ Wish you could live somewhere else] nimbin
[ Want more piercings? ] yes.
[ Like cleaning?] no.

[Write in cursive or print? ] i finger paint
[ Carry a donor card? ] no
[ Swear a lot? ] haha yes
[ Own a web cam? ] no
[ Know how to drive? ] contrary to popular belief,yes
[ Diet? ] haha no
[ Own a cell phone? ] yes,but its in the hock shop
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] yes

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] many
[ DUI? ] no
[ Been in a wreck? ] yep
[ Been arrested? ] haha
[ Been in a fist fight? ] mmm blood
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] yes,haha!its fun!
[ Stolen anything? ] yes
[ Held a gun? ] yes
[ Drank? ] phht
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] :D
[Considered a life of crime? ] every day....*gazes off dreamily...*
[ Considered being a hooker? ] haha!yea
[ Cried over a girl? ] ......
[ Cried over a boy? ] no
[ Lied to someone? ] yes
[ Been in love? ] yes
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] yes....grrr....

[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] haha!
[Been rejected? ] yes
[ Used someone? ] .....
[ Been used? ] lots
[ Been kissed? ] nope,never

Now
[Current mood] bleh...
[Current music] net cafe silence
[Current taste] stale cigarette
[Current hair] short spiky
[Current annoyance] chipped nail polish
[Current smell] jooga
[Current thing I ought to be doing] drinking
[Current windows open?] none
[Current desktop picture] not my comp

[Current cds in stereo] smashing pumpkins mellin collie side 2
[Current crush] buh
[Current favorite celeb] trent reznor
[Current hate] rednecks
[Current job] im on johnny howards surfing scheme

Do you...
[Do drugs?] yep
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] no
[Play an instrument?] vocals
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yea
[Remember your first love?] yea
[Still love him/her?] yea
[Read the newspaper?] yea
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] haha
[Believe in miracles?] miracles are people.only when you've been on the road you know this..
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] maybe
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] very
[Consider love a mistake?] nah
[Have a favorite candy?] jelly shooters
[Do well in school?] haha

[Go to or plan to go to college] wat?
[Wear hats?] no
[Hate yourself?] yea
[Have an obsession?] many

[Have a secret crush?] yeh
[Do they know yet?] nah
[Collect anything?] yea
[Have a best friend?] yea
[Close friends?] yep
[Like your handwriting?] its retarded
[Care about looks?] no

=Love life=
[First crush] cant remember
[First kiss] *shudders*
[Single or attached?] single
[Ever been in love?] hasnt this question been asked?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] uh maybe
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yea or im destined to die a lonely freak
[Describe your ideal significant other] tolerant and peaceful.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: freax_inc_punk
2005-10-01 05:05 am (UTC)
bah hahahahahahahaha man fuck 'the one' die a lonely freak!!!!!!! you know im gonna do it just to spite those who love me........pffft sif fall in love or get close to any one.........lol
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