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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|06:53 pm]
midgeymonkey
sitting at mon's,just watched like 3 hours of jackass,not much lately happening,just people nearly dieng and what not,buh.haha,livejournal sucks.bye!

i heart brawling
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(no subject) [Oct. 4th, 2005|12:08 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

Topic:i hate sharehouse.
boring,boring day.

ryan,one of the guys at the sharehouse,is a facist pig,and when i told him so,asked if i read the dictionary today.faggot shaves his legs.i like the black kid steven better than him,at least he's quiet.
i think i scared the little peckerhead when i growled at him this morning.literally growled,he was nagging about my chores.

it seems that every time someone does something that one of the workers dont like,theres a rule sying you cant do it.now thats fucked,cause everyone does/says everything differently,so are they going to ban being human?.

"but why dont you move out?"

i have nowhere else to go.

i hate sharehouse,and thats my rant for the day.
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2005|04:24 pm]
midgeymonkey
another boring week,'cept for sharons b day,that was good.oi jesse you suck why'd ya go home after school?merh.anyways the net is gettin shut down here so i gtg,not that anyone cares...

buh

ciao
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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2005|11:44 am]
midgeymonkey
bought an army shirt today,gonna mutilate it and patch it and yeah.fuckin sharehouse,7.30 wakeups and grrr telling me to hurry in the shower....thats allright,ill just spoog on their sheets.

im off for a smoke,bye bye
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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2005|11:21 am]
midgeymonkey
PROFILE::

[Name]michael david smith
[ Nicknames ] midgey,midget,gnome....
[ Screen name ] midgeymonkey
[ Birthday ] 7/9/86
[ Age ] 19 yay
[ Weight ] 85...im fat
[ Astrological sign? ] virgo
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] tiger
[ Location ] west end
[ Marital Status ]single
[ Eye color ] blue

[ Height ] 165cm
[ Shoe size ] 10
[ Parents still together? ] nah
[ Siblings? ] ballbags
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] dunno
[ Kids of your own? ] haha!no....unless you beleive charmaine...lying bitch
[ Grandkids? ] ...
[ Pets? ] no
[ Education? ] me fail english?thats unpossible!
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] hobo
[ Have any credit cards? ] yeah,but the ATM ate it so no
[ What do you drive? ]'88 magna exe.... when i feel like stealing more license plates..

Favourite:
[ Color ] blue
[ Number ] 3
[ Animal ] liga
[ Vehicle ] skatie
[ Flower ] dead tulip
[ Scent ] ....hehehe.....those who know me will laugh...
[ Shape ] rhombus!
[ Drinks ] cougar
[ Soda ] lift
[ Band ] manson,NIN,korean hip hop,velvet revolver,placebo...blah blah blah
[ Song ] the perfect drug NIN
[ Food ] lasagne

Do you...
[ Color your hair? ] yes.
[ Twirl your hair?] when its long
[ Have tattoos? ] yeah,got a new one last week
[ Piercing?] have had,not anymore
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] what ?
[ Drink/Smoke? ] yes.
[ Like roller coasters? ] yes.
[ Wish you could live somewhere else] nimbin
[ Want more piercings? ] yes.
[ Like cleaning?] no.

[Write in cursive or print? ] i finger paint
[ Carry a donor card? ] no
[ Swear a lot? ] haha yes
[ Own a web cam? ] no
[ Know how to drive? ] contrary to popular belief,yes
[ Diet? ] haha no
[ Own a cell phone? ] yes,but its in the hock shop
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] yes

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] many
[ DUI? ] no
[ Been in a wreck? ] yep
[ Been arrested? ] haha
[ Been in a fist fight? ] mmm blood
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] yes,haha!its fun!
[ Stolen anything? ] yes
[ Held a gun? ] yes
[ Drank? ] phht
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] :D
[Considered a life of crime? ] every day....*gazes off dreamily...*
[ Considered being a hooker? ] haha!yea
[ Cried over a girl? ] ......
[ Cried over a boy? ] no
[ Lied to someone? ] yes
[ Been in love? ] yes
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] yes....grrr....

[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] haha!
[Been rejected? ] yes
[ Used someone? ] .....
[ Been used? ] lots
[ Been kissed? ] nope,never

Now
[Current mood] bleh...
[Current music] net cafe silence
[Current taste] stale cigarette
[Current hair] short spiky
[Current annoyance] chipped nail polish
[Current smell] jooga
[Current thing I ought to be doing] drinking
[Current windows open?] none
[Current desktop picture] not my comp

[Current cds in stereo] smashing pumpkins mellin collie side 2
[Current crush] buh
[Current favorite celeb] trent reznor
[Current hate] rednecks
[Current job] im on johnny howards surfing scheme

Do you...
[Do drugs?] yep
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] no
[Play an instrument?] vocals
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yea
[Remember your first love?] yea
[Still love him/her?] yea
[Read the newspaper?] yea
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] haha
[Believe in miracles?] miracles are people.only when you've been on the road you know this..
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] maybe
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] very
[Consider love a mistake?] nah
[Have a favorite candy?] jelly shooters
[Do well in school?] haha

[Go to or plan to go to college] wat?
[Wear hats?] no
[Hate yourself?] yea
[Have an obsession?] many

[Have a secret crush?] yeh
[Do they know yet?] nah
[Collect anything?] yea
[Have a best friend?] yea
[Close friends?] yep
[Like your handwriting?] its retarded
[Care about looks?] no

=Love life=
[First crush] cant remember
[First kiss] *shudders*
[Single or attached?] single
[Ever been in love?] hasnt this question been asked?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] uh maybe
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yea or im destined to die a lonely freak
[Describe your ideal significant other] tolerant and peaceful.
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2005|11:05 am]
midgeymonkey
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |The Wonderul harmonies of bryans smelly vocal chords.]

buh!

what a weekend.got totally smashed at the x-y,got a free half a pill*tasted baaad,but was good* and yeah not much else.

RING ME KAT YOU SEXY EMO BITCH! haha! :D

uh i dont think i have anything to say.oh yeah,come into the mall today angy,if you read this.or at least leave a reply telling me what the plan is for fruitpicking.DECIDE,DAMNIT!.

goodbye all.
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2005|11:54 am]
midgeymonkey
and my tattoo is in kanji,japanese,not chinese.my bad.
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2005|11:51 am]
midgeymonkey
[mood |relaxedrelaxed]

hey hey

im in the mall again,bored but not as bored as yesterday.mel bought me a pack of smokes cause she was sick
of seeing me bludge.i love you mel <3.might be fucking off to pick fruit next week,with a bit of luck we'll hear back from this job today.my balls hurt,i need to get laid.oh well i have smoke cravings so bye byes..

and you smell raewyn....like tinned tuna in an oil slick
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2005|01:37 pm]
midgeymonkey
[mood |hyperhyper]

yay i got a new tat today,for 15 bucks...yeah life is good.its crazy/insane in chinese.very fitting,i think.didnt hurt as much as i thought it would,about as much as my arm.

might be going to bundaberg to pick fruit,if an when ima get off my hairy rectum.

blah blah blah....raewyn is stupid :D hiiiyo!
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(no subject) [Sep. 20th, 2005|01:55 pm]
midgeymonkey
[music |severley depressed]

blah blah blaaaaaaaaaah

got pulled over um the night before last i think causew i was driving around this car that io bought for 100 bucks,with stolen plates and no rego and on my learners but without it on me,and i got nailed for all of that.$600 in fines.had to move out of rod's,so now im back in sharehouse ...maxed out my credit card then the atm ate it and suncorp wont give it back without any i.d.oh and my centrelink got cut off.
so im pretty fucked.
sorry about that,i had to bitch.

ill post something when life perks up...*looks like this will be my last post*...

sad monkey.

dont think ill be going to merimbula for a few days jezmo,so ill see ya in the mall tomorrow.

ciao miau
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